I think it was during one of my periods of non-blogging that Niall actually managed to pull. Nikki (who has been discussed previously in this blog) agreed to be his one and only, forever and all time.

Two days later she dumped him. Niall has now been given the elbow by every woman over a size 18 in every fast food joint in Richmond. In fact, Nikki works at Burger King at Scotch Corner, so it seems he was having to branch out, the supply of Rubenesque burger flippers within the borough's boundaries already having been exhausted.

Now what are we going to do with him?