Whooaaaaa, there - hold those presses. Niall and his lass Elaine (not Nikki, as I have previously called her) are back on. Love, once again, reigns supreme for the marvellous boy.

Mind you, knowing his luck she's probably decided she didn't shit on him from a sufficiently great height last time, and is now lining up to do it again, this time with additional altitude.